You know you're a bass player if...

You know you're a bass player when someone asks you what instrument you play, and you feel obliged to mime how you hold and play the bass. You say "bass" and you kinda play "air-bass", to show people what you play...
 






You know you're a bass player if...

You fart in drop-D.

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Ian said:
You know you're a bass player when someone asks you what instrument you play, and you feel obliged to mime how you hold and play the bass. You say "bass" and you kinda play "air-bass", to show people what you play...
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+1,000,000 on that :lol:
 
You know you're a bassist if...

You joined a bass forum because the people on there understand you better than your own friends do. :roll:
 
You know you're a bass player if you see a masterpiece where common people see a piece of wood.
 






If you really don't
know the lyrics to
hardly ANYTHING.

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If you can tell ash from alder by
their grain, but you got no clue
what the trees look like.

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If your head bobs on every measure,
and not on every 1/8 note like all the
creeps next to you in the crowd.

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If your gig bag always bangs into
door frames, signs, awnings, trees,
wires, pipes, and lighting fixtures.

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If all the dancers go sit down when
someone interupts your power cord.

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If you make the drumber grin and
laff and throw broken sticks at you !

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hahaha Golem's on a role!

I don't know any lyrics to hardly any song :D I'm too busy feeling the groove

I know that Swamp Ash body has a grain that's more spread out than alder, and the grain on swamp ash is beefier than alder :D I don't know what the trees look like lol. Doesn't alder grow in like, Washington state, USA?


Here's one:

You know you're a bass player if you're always laughing at how dirty the words that associate with bass are

"Crap! my G string slid off my nut! It's because of this friggin swamp ash!" :eek:
 
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You know you're a bass player when every time you get your hands on a newspaper, da first thing ya check are the obituaries to see if there's any dead notes....♪ ♫ ♪
 
You know you're a bass player when no one hears a note you play, but all the girls comment on "feelin" the vibrations during the song.
 
What Robin said haha

(well, golem :D)
 
some of these are great! and i am totally guilty of some, as well! keep 'em coming.
 
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