You know you're a bass player if...

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This aught to be fun! Post your favorite "You know you're a bass player if..." jokes!

I'll start!

You know you're a bass player if you keep a bass next to your toilet!

You know you're a bass player if you've parked your car in a parking lot that didn't have any parking space lines and went, "Ooh, fretless!"

You know you're a bass player if you get pissed at the keyboard player for walking on your lines.

You know you're a bass player if you take pride in having a longer neck. Oh yeah, its long.


feel free to add!
 
You know your a bass player if you get a different excitement from the "G" string adds in junk mail.
 
You tap your girlfriend's back with the fingers while dancing with her.
 
While at a car dealership and looking at a pickup truck, you ask if it's got a P or a J.
 
You know you're a bass player when you actually have pictures of your basses in your wallet.....and no pictures of your family!
 
You know you're a bass player if you can play guitar and listen to a drummer at the same time :twisted:

You know you're a bass player if you find yourself humming basslines to songs instead of singing the lyrics. 8:

You know you're a bass player if the neighbours start bashing on the walls again. :evil:

You know you're a bass player if your wife makes you put on a headphone but starts talking to you soon as you're wearing it so you can't play your bass anyway. :roll:
 
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DiMarco said:
You know you're a bass player if you can play guitar and listen to a drummer at the same time :twisted:

You know you're a bass player if you find yourself humming basslines to songs instead of singing the lyrics. 8:

You know you're a bass player if the neighbours start bashing on the walls again. :evil:

You know you're a bass player if your wife makes you put on a headphone but starts talking to you soon as you're wearing it so you can't play your bass anyway. :roll:
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hahaha those are great! here's some more

You know you're a bass player if your wife knows more about your gear than you do

You know you're a bass player if your best friend's a drummer
 
you know you're a bass player if you sleep with your bass in your arms and your girlfriend on the floor :d
 
You know you 're a bass player when you 're in the subway waiting for the train door to open tapping alternating fingers on your right thigh... (or left if you 're a leftie)

 
You know you're a bass player when you're constantly doing right hand exercises, where ever you are.

You know you're a bass player when you can hear the bass in recordings :((

You know you're a bass player when you can tell the difference between a 400 and 500 Hz.

You know you're a bass player when you don't have a clue what is a fedora but know for sure whatt is a fodera
 
flipper_gv said:
You know you're a bass player when you're constantly doing right hand exercises, where ever you are.
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hahaha guilty on that! *down, up, pluck, pluck. Kay, now i'll do down, down, up, pluck, pluck. Now lets accent every third!*
 
You know you're a bass player when you can name at least 30 different lumbers under 5 seconds each.
 
You know you're a (real) bass player when the first thing you do when you wake up in da morning...is reading da news on da Warwick forum ;)
 
Ya know you're a sad-arsed bass player when your net surfing exceeds your playing time by a ratio of 3 to 1 or greater.
 






You know you're a bass player when your
'home audio' rig is a CD walkman patched
into some old bass gear thaz too heavy to
gig it anymore.

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Florin said:
You tap your girlfriend's back with the fingers while dancing with her.
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HAHAHAHA I do that, not dancing as I am a musicians and musicians can't dance :) but when going to sleep in bed. She has to keep reminding me her back/neck/shoulder is not a bass guitar :d:d
 
ALB said:
While at a car dealership and looking at a pickup truck, you ask if it's got a P or a J.
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The last time I was looking at buying a new(er) car, I threw my string bass, my 4x10 cab, my 6 space rack, and two electric basses in my station wagon and drove to the dealership. The salesman asked if I was en route somewhere, and I told him no. However, fitting all of that in a car was a prerequisite.
 
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