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Hey, I'm new here, so I hope I'm posting this in the right category. I'm aware this is a looong shot, but I figured I'd give it a try: My dad bought a used Warwick Streamer in what he remembers to be 1995, from a music shop in Hamm, Germany. It was his all-time favorite bass. In early 2000...

We're in search for a metal drummer. Has to be: *insane *speedfreak *half pig/human hybrid *wants to wear a pig mask all day, every day *talk pig *hate everything except his mates *either buff or fat strong like some villain in a horror game *can find truffles with scent alone *can be novice and...