Lookin' For A Drummer Lol

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We're in search for a metal drummer.
Has to be:
*insane
*speedfreak
*half pig/human hybrid
*wants to wear a pig mask all day, every day
*talk pig
*hate everything except his mates
*either buff or fat strong like some villain in a horror game
*can find truffles with scent alone
*can be novice and evolve with the band
*loves wine and fine arts
*will be legally renamed to Sir Porkgrinder Nobleton the third
*prefferably in our age range
*preferably scandinavian or close by, so distance isn't such a big factor
If you have a big farm or slaughterhouse, that helps with future album covers and music videos


pls response or go to our non-existent site and sign up
/Bassist Bane from Nil Rovaan
 
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Feel free to move the thread lol idk
 

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Sounds like you are looking for a typical metal drummer. There are some out there, your search should not take much time. But I prefer such who can find hop, not truffles.
 
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Sounds like you are looking for a typical metal drummer. There are some out there, your search should not take much time. But I prefer such who can find hop, not truffles.

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