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Lookin' For A Drummer Lol

Discussion in 'Bands and Bass Players' started by BoozerBane, Sep 24, 2019.

  1. BoozerBane

    BoozerBane

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    We're in search for a metal drummer.
    Has to be:
    *insane
    *speedfreak
    *half pig/human hybrid
    *wants to wear a pig mask all day, every day
    *talk pig
    *hate everything except his mates
    *either buff or fat strong like some villain in a horror game
    *can find truffles with scent alone
    *can be novice and evolve with the band
    *loves wine and fine arts
    *will be legally renamed to Sir Porkgrinder Nobleton the third
    *prefferably in our age range
    *preferably scandinavian or close by, so distance isn't such a big factor
    If you have a big farm or slaughterhouse, that helps with future album covers and music videos


    pls response or go to our non-existent site and sign up
    /Bassist Bane from Nil Rovaan
     
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  2. BoozerBane

    BoozerBane

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    Feel free to move the thread lol idk
     
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    Hardy Supporting Member Good Vibe Sponsor

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    Sounds like you are looking for a typical metal drummer. There are some out there, your search should not take much time. But I prefer such who can find hop, not truffles.
     
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    hardy harrr
    (yes.)
     
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