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Carefull,
Charmy represents the north & I represent the south.
Maybe he means a stripper's pole?
 
Carefull,
Charmy represents the north & I represent the south.
Maybe he means a stripper's pole?

What??? Who wouldn't like a bass when a good stripper pole was in question. He must have meant something else, like maybe a fishing pole and meant basses as in the fish. I would then have to agree with him, I don't like bass myself.
 
Well, it`s such a big thing to have in your lap when you watch strippers, but what`s you supposed to do when you let your line out and someone bites on it?
 
What??? Who wouldn't like a bass when a good stripper pole was in question. He must have meant something else, like maybe a fishing pole and meant basses as in the fish. I would then have to agree with him, I don't like bass myself.


Only problem with your theory is that the pleural of bass is bass and the pleural of bass is basses. He said basses. BTW, I always have something big in my lap when watching strippers. It's a curse really.
 
you guys have way way too much time on your pole um I mean hands eerr on your poles uummmm aw forgit it!
 
I don`t wanna polish right now.


Really?Coz I can forward you an email I keep gettin from this place that sells these little blue pills.I thought they were narcotics considering the price they're asking.;)
 

Am I the only one who don't
like basses at the pole?




EZ solution:

Just shorten the strap a bit, so the
bass hangs just above the pole ....

Then, with such improved visibility,
you can get some tight jeans or go
the vintage spandex trip ... y'know,
stuff a sock in it ?

 
Anyone here suffer from 'pole dive'?
 
Really?Coz I can forward you an email I keep gettin from this place that sells these little blue pills.I thought they were narcotics considering the price they're asking.;)

You too?! Darn, I thought I was in this exclusive club..
 




"Suffer" from pole dive ?

Diving is what poles are intended for !



... Or, in a hurry, just a quick dip.

And if you forget your wetsuit, well, all
you can expect is 'a lick and a promise'.



 
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... Or, in a hurry, just a quick dip.

Try swaping out for a brass nut, I hear it improves sustain.






(pretty weak I know, troatting out this same joke again ... hey they say we're suppossed to recycle)
 
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