What Are You Drinking Right Now?

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Mr and Mrs Hoggles are on a health cleanse at the moment.
 
And if me telling a new member to tighten his trussrod for more relief is any indication of how I'm doing on said cleanse....

It's going great :rolleyes::p:D
 
For those who want to feel really really good from raw juice. Here's my "super juice" recipe. Makes a gallon...cost is about $30ish. All organic. Does the body right.

- 4 Cucumber
- 4 green apples
- 2 lemons (leave the skin on)
- 2 bunches Kale
- 2 bunches Italian Parsley
- 1 bunch of beets (2-3 of em)
- 1 bunch celery
- 2 lb of carrots
- chunk of ginger
- maybe a 3rd bunch of leafy green. Chard.


Micronutrient bliss.
 
Starbucks Veranda coffee with half and half and a bit of chocolate powder sprinkled therein-
 
I've ventured into the Cat Food... (Whiskas)...
 
For those who want to feel really really good from raw juice. Here's my "super juice" recipe. Makes a gallon...cost is about $30ish. All organic. Does the body right.

- 4 Cucumber
- 4 green apples
- 2 lemons (leave the skin on)
- 2 bunches Kale
- 2 bunches Italian Parsley
- 1 bunch of beets (2-3 of em)
- 1 bunch celery
- 2 lb of carrots
- chunk of ginger
- maybe a 3rd bunch of leafy green. Chard.


Micronutrient bliss.

I'm sorry, the only proper way to eat kale is to gently wash it, put it in a pan with olive oil, salt, pepper, schallots and some sweet paprika and sautée for a few minutes, then arrange it nicely onto a plate and then scrape it straight into the bin. The olive oil helps as it makes a great lubricant...
 
BEER!!!!!! Beer beer beer beer beer.....
 
Desperados.... WTF! Das ist kein BIER! Warum trinkst du diese Scheisse?
 
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