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TylerDurdenPSSC

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...Officially the un-healthiest state in America.

Just heard this today on the morning news, and
I'm telling ya, after living here for quite some number
of months now, I can tell ya fer sure, it's no lie.

I'm not necessarily a health FREAK, but I do eat healthy
and work out every day.

This state (at least the areas I've been to.) have really
proven to me that Louisiana isn't much to look at, or be
admired for.

In all actuality, a lot of the people here scare me, and I'm
pretty sure a few of them have eaten human flesh before.

I just can't wait to leave this ....hole for good.

(I'll be leaving back home to Florida on the 13th until after
Christmas to be with my girl before she ships to bootcamp.

I don't know if I'll even come back.)
 
I'm sure sweet home Kentucky is up there in the rankings as well.
 
I'm in Vermont, I think we're in the top 5 or something...everyone jogs or exercises here. But no-one knows how to drive! :roll:
 
Avram said:
I'm in Vermont, I think we're in the top 5 or something...everyone jogs or exercises here. But no-one knows how to drive! :roll:
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I think number one!
 
No offense Tyler, but going home to Florida is not that big an improvement according to the list. Your only moving up to the #5 un-healthiest state.

My father is from Louisiana and when I was a kid, he used to drag me back there every summer. And your right, there's some scary lookin people there. Especially when you get into some of the little parishes out in the middle of no where. Good thing I didn't read your post about them eating human flesh back when I was a kid, because that would have scared the bajeebers out of me. Because now that you mention it, I think your right. I knew there was something about the gumbo I didn't like. And here I always thought it was the seafood.


And that brings up another thing. What the hell is a bajeeber? I've always heard of them, but I don't think I've actually ever seen one, or if I have, I didn't know it. Maybe that is what was in the gumbo I didn't like. Could it be possible that Louisana is the un-healtiesy state to live in because it has such a high concentration of bajebbers? Could the list be nothing more than a bajebber rating and thus, that would mean Vermont is a bajebber-free zone, while Louisana is bajebber infested. But if Louisana had so many bajebbers, then why isn't Tyler's canibals eating them... ahhh they must taste horrible, which brings me back to my bajebbers in the gumbo theory. Oh what a vicious circle.
 
lmmfao. :lol:

I'm going to home for a two week visit.

Although Florida is a very unhealthy
state, (Yes, it may come to a shock to a lot
of you.) I believe it's due to the fact of
the unhealthy diets or drugs, alcohol, and
other things, and not for the extreme rate
of obesity which easily pegged Louisiana at
the top of the list.

Not to mention the amount of cigarette smokers
in each, which HAD to of had some sort of an
effect on those numbers.

Also, let's not forget, Florida, is one of two of America's
official retirement homes. The second being Southern
(and parts of Northern) Arizona.

REGARDLESS, I haven't seen my girl in over nine
months, and haven't been able to "Feel at home"
since I left Florida. Being in Louisiana just feels
like a really crappy, extended vacation.

Which of course, wouldn't make it a vacation at all,
now would it?

I guess I more or less feel stranded here, haha.

Until the misses gets stationed, I'm afraid. :roll:


Edit:

Now, as far as the "bajeebers" I believe this
is what you were referring to...



Now, that's "B-A-J-E-E-B-E-R" not "Bajaber."
Which is depicted in the following...



It's best not to get the two confused.

And as to why there are a huge
concentration of Bajeebers in Louisiana,
I think you all should watch "The Water Boy"
again.

Just think of me when you do. That's what
I see EVERYDAY.
 
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