If you could only give one piece of advice to your unborn child...

Don't ♣♣♣♣ up your ears like your father did or I disinherit you.
 
Pursue a career that truly makes you happy..... because nothing sucks more than going to a job that you hate everyday.
 
"Think for yourself; you should decide what is important. But don't be stubborn and listen to those who want to help you. Keep your mind open, make your own decisions, and face the consequences like a man."

...now I just need an unborn child. lol
 
When you see the light at the end of that tunnel,RUN!!!!
 
"Think for yourself; you should decide what is important. But don't be stubborn and listen to those who want to help you. Keep your mind open, make your own decisions, and face the consequences like a man."

...now I just need an unborn child. lol

Hey that's a bunch of pieces of advice, we need something more succinct. :d
Imagine you have a child on the way, a 3M sticky note and a pen in hand, and 5 seconds of life left.

Come to think of it, I wonder what Randy would say given this limitation...
His advice would probably be something like "Noew, where do I start..."
 
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Life is one million times more beautiful that it looks like. Be a good person, and enjoy life.
 
Never take any advice from a guitardplayer.

But seriously: Wherever you go or whatever you do, do so with all your heart.
 
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Get the right balance in life with all things you do!
 
Come to think of it, I wonder what Randy would say given this limitation...

What would my advice be to a baby about to be born, and now I have to make it fit on a sticky note ..... Stay Where You Are!
 
What would my advice be to a baby about to be born, and now I have to make it fit on a sticky note ..... Stay Where You Are!

That's too funny Randy!!!

I had to show my wife your post, she's been talking about having another child lately.
 
LOOOOOL Randy!!!! The extra uterine life was tough for you, eh?
 
Like they say, we spend the first nine months trying to get out, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in.
 
Learn to think for yourself and make your own choices in life.
 
Never read the paper in the sofa, just wearing boxers and scratching your crotch, without minding the playfull cats whereabouts.
 
Mine would be "Cold water wakes you up". Meaning get up early, wake yourself up and make each day count.
 
Don't eat the yellow snow? :)

now for real, "better to be sorry about the things you did than for the things you didn't do"
 
Don't eat the yellow snow? :)

Max. I am moved. I am touched. I am beyond words.

You have given the correct answer even before I mentioned that there is one for this thread. You must be psychic or something. This is beyond awesome. My warmest congratulations.

rawr™
 
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